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Song: The Deity Can!

February 8, 2014

This was inspired by a discussion going on at FRDB.

THE DEITY CAN!

To the tune of The Candy Man — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9B_6PH4dhU

Who can make light heavy?
Who can make black white?
Who can make assertions which are wrong and still be right?
The Deity can!
The Deity can!

Who can make bananas
Fit the human hand?
Who can make gay couples and then say they should be banned?
The Deity can!
The Deity can!

The Deity can because he spreads his bullshit thickly over all the cracks!

Who can take your soul and
Send it off to Hell,
Just for not believing in some things he didn’t tell?
The Deity can!
The Deity can!

Who can make a theist,
Quick to take offence,
And feed him revelations that just don’t make any sense?
The Deity can!
The Deity can!

The Deity can because he spreads his bullshit thickly over all the cracks!

Who can wipe out millions,
Drown the blooming lot,
And still demand we love him
‘Cos he’s God and we are not?
The Deity can!
The Deity can!

Who can live in limbo,
Outside time and space,
But still be there to tell you off for getting to first base?
The Deity can!
The Deity can!

The Deity can because he spreads his bullshit thickly over all the cracks!

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