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US: Rabbi Bans Students From Eating Soy For Fear It May Turn Them Gay

October 31, 2013

The demented Yashiva of Gur
Was solemnly heard to aver
That consumption of soy
Could damage a boy
By turning him into a her.


That’s about it, really. Or as a commentator put it on FRDB: “Soy veh!”

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