UK: It makes sense…
…well, as much as theology ever does.
ANGELS exist but can only help self-absorbed people with trivial nonsense.
Following repeated claims by self-aware individuals that they have guardian angels, the celestial beings confirmed their role as the helpers of idiots.
Angel Tom Booker said: “For some reason we are not permitted to assist people suffering the effects of war, famine or disease.
“It’s angel policy that we can only help with trivial matters affecting the lives of the privileged, for example easing traffic congestion so that a middle-class divorcee can get to her book group on time…”