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Germany: What troop of blood-sucking parasites finds it hard to operate in cold weather?

April 1, 2013

If you guessed ‘global warming alarmists’, you’re right. But here’s another:

An entire troupe of 300 performing fleas have fallen victim to the freezing weather gripping Germany.

The acrobatic insects, which were due to appear at an open-air fair in the western town of Mechernich-Kommern, were found dead inside their transport box on Wednesday morning.

Flea circus director Robert Birk said it was the first time he had lost all his fleas in one go because of cold weather.

The Independent

Brace yourself for headlines: ‘Global-Warming-induced cold snap exterminates fleas world-wide!”

Do I file them as ’employees’ or ‘family members’?

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