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Vatican: Pope insists foot kissing ‘not gay’

March 25, 2013

THERE is nothing gay about gently washing another man’s feet and then giving them a kiss, the Pope has confirmed…

He added: “Perhaps if it wasn’t me – or for that matter, Jesus – doing this I could see how some people might think it is faintly homo-erotic.

“Therefore I have chosen to dispel this idea by performing the ceremony in a prison.”

The Daily Mash

That’s the kind of incisive reasoning that made him what he is today.


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