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Vatican: Barmy Benny, the exorcist’s friend!

February 22, 2013

And you thought everyone hated Ratzo!

Father Gabriele Amorth, the founder and head of the International Association of Exorcists, said the German pontiff had “done many things for exorcists” during his eight-year papacy, which will come to an end on Feb 28.

He said Benedict, regarded as a staunch conservative during his time in office, had “allowed exorcists to administer the sacrament of exorcism not only to people who are suffering from demonic possession, but also those who suffer other evil disorders, such as diabolical infestations.”

Telegraph

Our slogan: ‘Complete satisfaction or your demons back”.

Q: What happens if you don’t pay your exorcist’s fee?

A: You get repossessed.

As for ‘diabolical infestations’ — I’m sure there’s a joke there somewhere but it eludes me for the moment.

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