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US: Take the last train to Clarksville…

February 10, 2013

…I’ll be hangin’ round the station.

A Clarksville, Tenn., man says he quit his job last week in order to save his soul.

Walter Slonopas, 52, resigned as a maintenance worker at Contech Casting LLC in Clarksville after his W-2 tax form was stamped with the number 666.

The Bible calls 666 the “number of the beast,” and it’s often used as a symbol of the devil. Slonopas said that after getting the W-2, he could either go to work or go to hell.

The Tennessean

I wonder if he’s married?

“Ah’m sorry, Sharlene — you know just how much I loved that job, but I cain’t go to work with a godless number. Guess you’ll have to go back to waitressin’ again.”

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