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US: Oh noes! I forgot to have children, and now my womb is full of dead babies!

February 4, 2013

It seems that talk show host Kevin Swanson has talked to “some doctors” who believe that if you take birth control, tiny little dead babies are simply hanging around, embedded into the lining of your womb.

Swanson: I’m beginning to get some evidence from certain doctors and certain scientists that have done research on women’s wombs after they’ve gone through the surgery, and they’ve compared the wombs of women who were on the birth control pill to those who were not on the birth control pill. And they have found that with women who are on the birth control pill, there are these little tiny fetuses, these little babies, that are embedded into the womb. They’re just like dead babies. They’re on the inside of the womb. And these wombs of women who have been on the birth control pill effectively have become graveyards for lots and lots of little babies.

Now, I’m not usually one to feel the need to go all Biology 101 and point out that even if somehow there were tiny mini babies stuck in your uterus, they would come out when you menstruate since THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT OF MENSTRUATION. Because obviously, whatever school Swanson attended must have not only skipped over the entirety of sex ed, but likely a full spectrum of basic science classes as well.

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The issue is not really that a moron is moronic. It’s that he has so little awareness of his own moronicity that he’s prepared to say this kind of stuff in public.

  1. corio37 permalink

    I think we need him to name these ‘certain doctors’ and ‘certain scientists’ so they can be stripped of their lab coats and stethoscopes and ceremonially drummed out of whatever professional organisations were silly enough to let them in.

    That is, if they exist.

  2. Carole permalink

    The upshot of that is that all women are born with a whole womb full of babies (awww, God only put 2 in my womb….) just waiting for the ‘magic’ sperm to touch one of them and ‘hey presto’ come alive now! Are they just hung there on the womb wall, lined up in rows or something? Or do they sit round and have a good chat together and squabbling about whose number is going to come up first…. How wonderful! Its so fanciful! So archaic, such a tribal kind of belief – who is this guy and is he for real?

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