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Global: The Global Warming Ramp

January 25, 2013

What the heck, here’s another one.

Bob Dylan wrote the music.

http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/browse/ZR.HTM: ‘Ramp’ is British slang for a swindle, especially one involving exorbitant prices.

They’re showing pictures of the city
In twenty-forty-three,
With water lapping rooftops
Where chimneys used to be.
Now the fishing will be excellent,
But the tennis will be damp.
That is, if you believe the
Global warming ramp.

They’re writing lots of articles
To show how it will hurt.
You’ll have to leave your jacket off
And wear a short-sleeved shirt.
Your money will be worthless;
You’ll live just like a tramp.
That is, if you believe the
Global warming ramp.

There’ll be storms on every weekend,
And hurricanes all day.
The solar panels you put up
The wind will blow away.
Your house will burn to ashes,
You’ll have to set up camp.
That is, if you believe the
Global warming ramp.

Your country will be crawling
With climate refugees.
They’ll have peculiar customs,
And probably spread disease.
They’ll pour across the borders
Without a passport stamp.
That is, if you believe the
Global warming ramp.

With all this hateful consequence,
It’s some relief to learn
There is no actual evidence
We’re really going to burn.
It’s all a fairy story
Like Aladdin and his lamp.
No reason to believe in
The Global Warming ramp.

 

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