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Global: He wants to make your flesh creep!

November 7, 2012
Meet the UN's new Climate Commissioner!

Meet the UN’s new Climate Commissioner!

Coming soon to a schlockfest near you — the UN’s last-ditch attempt to scare the pants off increasingly sceptical Western taxpayers.

THE next United Nations climate report will ”scare the wits out of everyone” and should provide the impetus needed for the world to finally sign an agreement to tackle global warming, the former head of the UN negotiations said.

Yvo de Boer, the UN climate chief during the 2009 Copenhagen climate change talks, said his conversations with scientists working on the next report of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change suggested the findings would be shocking.


‘Well, Joe,’ said the trembling old lady. ‘I’m sure I have been a good mistress to you, Joe. You have invariably been treated very kindly. You have never had too much to do; and you have always had enough to eat.’ 

This last was an appeal to the fat boy’s most sensitive feelings. He seemed touched, as he replied emphatically– ‘I knows I has.’ 

‘Then what can you want to do now?’ said the old lady, gaining courage. 

‘I wants to make your flesh creep,’ replied the boy. 

Charles Dickens — Pickwick Papers Chapter 8


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