UK: Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the pulpit…
BISHOPS wearing futuristic body suits are locked in deadly combat beneath Gloucester cathedral.
Dr Rowan Williams’s retirement has triggered the traditional, violent archbishop selection battle known as the Game of God….
The Bishop of Durham has already been shot through the liver with a crossbow, while the Bishop of Carlisle has been garrotted.
A C of E spokesman, watching the deadly game unfold via video cameras hidden in gargoyles, said: “The Bishop of London and the Bishop of Coventry have formed an alliance based on London having a box of protein biscuits and Coventry carrying a big crossbow…”
via The Daily Mash
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