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Australia: Gay marriage? Light up a fag instead!

September 6, 2012

Australian Christian Lobby spirals ever-faster towards irrelevance…

PRIME Minister Julia Gillard will address the Australian Christian Lobby’s national conference next month, despite its leader yesterday suggesting a homosexual ”lifestyle” was more hazardous to health than smoking.

The lobby’s managing director, Jim Wallace, made the claim in Tasmania yesterday during a debate on same-sex marriage.

”I think we’re going to owe smokers a big apology when the homosexual community’s own statistics for its health – which it presents when it wants more money for health – are that is has higher rates of drug taking, of suicide, it has the life of a male reduced by up to 20 years,” he told the audience.

”The life of smokers is reduced by something like seven to 10 years and yet we tell all our kids at school they shouldn’t smoke.”


If you smoke after intercourse… you need more lubrication.

Update 2012-09-06: Our beloved Prime Minister has now declined the invitation to speak to the ACL. It seems there are some things even she won’t stand for.


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