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Vatican: Who you gonna call?

April 28, 2012

82-year-old – Leakbusters!

When your plans get out
And your coups are canned,
When the Irish vote
For things you want banned,
When your pedophiles
Gather too much heat,
And tomorrow’s Bull’s
Already on the street…

Who you gonna call? Leakbusters!
82-year-old – Leakbusters!


ROME: Vatican employees who have been leaking embarrassing letters about corruption and nepotism inside the tiny city state are to be hunted down by a crack squad of cardinals led by a senior member of the religious group Opus Dei.

Irritated by the anonymous release of documents to the press this year, Pope Benedict has named Cardinal Julian Herranz, 82, to lead a three-man team that will haul in members of staff for questioning and rifle through files until they catch the perpetrators of what has been dubbed ”Vatileaks”.

And Herranz isn’t pussyfooting around. He has his role model to inspire him, the Vatican equivalent of Dirty Harry:

“men need to act decisively, like Jesus Christ who was a real man”

Got that, people? Not gay, not a woman, but ‘a real man’.

Well, a man, anyway.


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