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Australia: How dare you alter our meaningless waffle!

February 19, 2011


THE Catholic Church is facing open defiance over its new Mass, with at least a dozen Australian priests indicating they will refuse to use it when it comes into force later this year.

Hundreds more are angry about the lack of consultation for the new, more literal translation of the 400-year-old Latin text, which was heavily influenced by a Vatican advisory committee headed by the Sydney Archbishop, Cardinal George Pell.

Because God gets confused if he has to listen to new words every four decades or so. It’s the Alzheimer’s kicking in.

Or is it all an excuse to hit the lifeboats before the Good Ship Vatican goes down for the last time?

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