US: Government group endorses global warming models….

… which are worse than random numbers at explaining past data.

US: ‘And justice for all’ — except global warming ‘deniers’

The US Environmental Protection Agency will talk to non-believers — for a price.

US: Roanoke County — be scared!

Be very scared.

US: To all atheists who insist on your legal rights…

…tell your little sisters to expect intimidation.

US: God is a terrorist, says Bachmann

Drones are being targeted on Heaven as we speak…

Afghanistan: Traitor kills two NATO soldiers, five more killed by bomb

AN Afghan soldier has shot dead two soldiers serving with the NATO-led International Security Assistance Force, officials say, in the latest “insider attack” to target the coalition.

US: In South Carolina, 4th Graders get a ‘Science Quiz’…

…true or false?

US: At least it will be warm on the streets…

US Democrats claim ‘global warming’ could drive more women into prostitution.

US: How do you deal with uncomfortable truths?

Burn the books that contain them.

US: Celebrity idiots, part MCCXLVIII…

Cupping therapy is an ancient alternative medicine in which a local suction is created on the skin.

US: Death is good for you, says prize-winning wingnut

Holding a Templeton essay contest is like putting treacle in a bucket as a lure for cockroaches: it wastes a lot of treacle, but at least it concentrates all the stupid in one place.

US: You probably knew this, but…

Yes, the Boston bombers were radical Muslims.

US: Irony alert: when a young woman warns her church that it’s driving young people away…

…the church drives her away.

US: How to sell an electric car for $100,000?

Make it for $650,000.

US: How long was the Ice Age? About three weeks

Because the Bible says so.

US: Cultists at play

Ain’t it the truth?

US: When he was good, he was very, very good..

PZ Myers, on the ‘Islamophobia backlash’:

When the popular culture has been howling for centuries in protest at any expression of the idea that there is no god, you don’t get to use the word “backlash” any more, OK? You don’t get to pretend that this nonsense is something new. It’s just a “lash”, yet another in the commonplace droning torrent of complaint. And they don’t have a single original idea in that complaint, either.

Pharyngula.

US: Because God is a schmuck…

Just you, and the salmon in the cargo hold

We don’t often see the classic Twin Peaks phrase “wrapped in plastic” taken so literally—but a Redditor posted the above photo of an Orthodox Jewish man who did just that on a recent flight.

US: Jewish welfare group shelters paedophile

A self-confessed paedophile who sexually abused several boys in Sydney is being harboured by a leading Los Angeles Jewish welfare group.

Afghanistan: Six more deaths

A car bomb blast killed five Americans, including three U.S. soldiers and a young diplomat, on Saturday, while an American civilian died in a separate attack in the east.

Afghanistan: NATO strike kills 10 children

A NATO air attack in eastern Afghanistan has killed 10 children, officials said Sunday, the latest case of civilian casualties which provoke great anger in the war-torn country.

US: How do you solve an imaginary problem?

Produce imaginary fuel!

US: These shoes aren’t made for posting…

So that’s not what we’ll do.
But one of these days these shoes are going
Postal over you.

I can’t extract the text so here’s a link to the image:

http://www.atheistberlin.com/skin/frontend/atheist/default/images/usps.png

ATHEIST SHOES

Q: How do you know your shoes are atheists?

A: They’ve got no soles.

US: There are roughly 150 billion numeric sequences you can extract from genetic code…

…and one of them happens to be divisible by 37 — therefore God.

US: Can you get fired for having sex?

Only if you’re a woman.

US: Wind power even more loony than thought in previous post

…the latest research in mesoscale atmospheric modeling, published today in the journal Environmental Research Letters, suggests that the generating capacity of large-scale wind farms has been overestimated.

US: EPA has ‘nothing to hide’ — and boy, do they hide it well!

Caption redacted

EPA officials got serious in the second tranche of emails they released to CEI late Friday, pursuant to a court ruling that ordered the agency to comply with our FOIA requests. This time, we got actual emails … that revealed a lot … about the fine art of redaction. Remember, this is the production of the most powerful regulatory agency of the most transparent administration in history. “We have nothing to hide,” the EPA has told us. Sure doesn’t seem that way to us:

www.globalwarming.org

US: We KNOW Catholicism is true, because WE know it’s TRUE

BECAUSE we know IT’S true; that is, WE know IT’S TRUE because it IS, and we KNOW it. Clear?

US: Take the last train to Clarksville…

…I’ll be hangin’ round the station.

US: Oh noes! I forgot to have children, and now my womb is full of dead babies!

It seems that talk show host Kevin Swanson has talked to “some doctors” who believe that if you take birth control, tiny little dead babies are simply hanging around, embedded into the lining of your womb.