Morocco: See, you don’t HAVE to be a Muslim…

…you can be dead, instead.

US: At least it will be warm on the streets…

US Democrats claim ‘global warming’ could drive more women into prostitution.

US: How do you deal with uncomfortable truths?

Burn the books that contain them.

UK: BBC ‘disappears’ documentary that casts doubt on official Jewish history

A BBC documentary set to air last night has been mysteriously pulled from the broadcaster’s line-up and has so far failed to appear on its online iPlayer service.

Scotland: Jewish event cancelled after threats made by Muslims

Why bother to be rational, when intimidation works just as well?

Australia: Melbourne University condones Islamic gender segregation

The Left is furious when private clubs exercise that freedom….

Malta: Maltesers not so sweet on blasphemy

A report on human rights around the world from the US Department of State has revealed that 99 individuals were convicted in Malta last year for “public blasphemy”, down from 119 in 2011….

US: Celebrity idiots, part MCCXLVIII…

Cupping therapy is an ancient alternative medicine in which a local suction is created on the skin.

UK: The Primate of All England, and a really together guy

What do you mean, it’s not really the Archbishop?

Nigeria: I want to pray for you…

…can I have your underwear?

Pakistan: Bomb near mosque wounds 13

A BOMB attached to a bicycle has injured at least 13 passers-by near a Shi’ite Muslim mosque in Pakistan’s southwestern city of Quetta, police say.

US: Death is good for you, says prize-winning wingnut

Holding a Templeton essay contest is like putting treacle in a bucket as a lure for cockroaches: it wastes a lot of treacle, but at least it concentrates all the stupid in one place.

Turkey: Atheism is a form of autism, says idiot

Autism associations around Turkey have reacted angrily after the head of Adana’s Health and Education Associations for Autistic Children reportedly said autistic children were “atheists due to a lack of a section for faith in their brains.”

Canada: Al-Qaeda linked with train derailment plot

OTTAWA — The Royal Canadian Mounted Police on Monday announced the arrest of two men who are accused of planning to derail a passenger train in an Al Qaeda-linked plot.

US: You probably knew this, but…

Yes, the Boston bombers were radical Muslims.

Australia: Your taxes at work…

…funding hospital care for religious maniacs with cracked skulls.

Australia: Female guru recommends self-immolation

Well, what else does ‘ignite your own spirit’ mean?

UK: Nasty Mr Dawkins is at it again!

How dare he draw attention to people saying stupid things in public!

Australia: Catholic priest charged with sex abuse

VICTORIAN Police have charged a Catholic priest with child sex offences after he returned to Melbourne from Rome.

Nigeria: 185 killed in gun battle with Islamic activists

Fighting between Nigeria’s military and Islamic extremists killed at least 185 people in a fishing community in the nation’s far north-east, officials say, as insurgents fired rocket-propelled grenades and soldiers sprayed machine-gun fire into neighbourhoods filled with civilians.

SMH

US: Irony alert: when a young woman warns her church that it’s driving young people away…

…the church drives her away.

Global: Your guide to conspiracy theories

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But don’t let Them catch you consulting it!

Pakistan: Bomb kills four soldiers

A ROADSIDE bomb targeting a military convoy has killed four Pakistani soldiers and wounded four more near the Afghan border.

Sunday’s blast was triggered by remote control in Mirali in North Waziristan tribal district, a notorious hub of Taliban- and al-Qaeda-linked militants.

The Australian

UK: Questions in the House

The Honourable Peter Lilley, MP, skewers the UK government’s carbon fairy tales:

El Salvador: Want an abortion?

Then die, witch, die!

US: How to sell an electric car for $100,000?

Make it for $650,000.

Australia: Kevin Rudd wins something for once!

But it’s not something he’ll appreciate.

Afghanistan: Taliban kill 13 police

TALIBAN insurgents killed 13 local policemen while they were sleeping, in an attack on their checkpoint in southeast Afghanistan, officials said.

The policemen were shot dead early Friday in the Andar district of Ghazni province, said district governor Mohammad Qasim Desiwal.

The Australian

Iraq: Bomb kills 27, including children

The latest bombing struck at 10pm on Thursday in the west Baghdad suburb of Amriyah, leaving 27 dead and more than 50 others wounded, security and medical officials said.

NZ: How DARE he!

New Zealand MP hits back at gay marriage bill attackers with reason!! And logic!!