Australia: Anglican school condones doping by student athlete

Because when you have religion you don’t need ethics.

Australia: Goodbye, and thanks for all the cash!

What, more? Oh, you shouldn’t have!

US: Government group endorses global warming models….

… which are worse than random numbers at explaining past data.

US: For the lunatic in YOUR life…

Three degrees of hold in every can!

Climate control shampoo.

Vatican: Pope discovers yet another scapegoat

They’ve tried blaming the devil. They’ve tried blaming atheists. They’ve tried blaming the Seventies. Now it’s capitalism’s turn:

Swaziland: High-flying witches brought down to earth

HIGH-FLYING witches face arrest and a heavy fine if they break new laws, authorities in Swaziland have said.

US: Corruption vs lunacy — a tough choice?

Apparently not.

US: Roanoke County — be scared!

Be very scared.

Australia: ‘My headmaster made me a pedophile’

If I get him the wool, will he make me one too?

US: God is a terrorist, says Bachmann

Drones are being targeted on Heaven as we speak…

Pakistan: We don’t need no stinking democracy!

ISLAMABAD: The Taliban has vowed a nationwide campaign of terrorism targeting candidates and voters in Saturday’s general election in Pakistan.

US: Second child of faith-healing couple dies

A Philadelphia couple — serving 10 years’ probation for the 2009 death of their toddler after they turned to prayer instead of a doctor — has violated their probation now that another of their children has died.

Global: The huge scale of the Islam problem

Jerry Coyne passes on a report about just how many Muslims worldwide are opposed to justice, tolerance and an open society.

Global: It’s not ‘Islamophobic’…

…to mistrust people who want to kill you.

Scotland: How to make money from wind farms?

Switch them off.

US: In South Carolina, 4th Graders get a ‘Science Quiz’…

…true or false?

Australia: Catholic sect admits supporting and covering up pedophilia

THE Christian Brothers admit they were aware of abuse complaints against two brothers at Ballarat in Victoria but failed to tell police.

Morocco: See, you don’t HAVE to be a Muslim…

…you can be dead, instead.

US: How do you deal with uncomfortable truths?

Burn the books that contain them.

UK: BBC ‘disappears’ documentary that casts doubt on official Jewish history

A BBC documentary set to air last night has been mysteriously pulled from the broadcaster’s line-up and has so far failed to appear on its online iPlayer service.

Australia: Melbourne University condones Islamic gender segregation

The Left is furious when private clubs exercise that freedom….

US: Celebrity idiots, part MCCXLVIII…

Cupping therapy is an ancient alternative medicine in which a local suction is created on the skin.

Nigeria: I want to pray for you…

…can I have your underwear?

US: Death is good for you, says prize-winning wingnut

Holding a Templeton essay contest is like putting treacle in a bucket as a lure for cockroaches: it wastes a lot of treacle, but at least it concentrates all the stupid in one place.

Turkey: Atheism is a form of autism, says idiot

Autism associations around Turkey have reacted angrily after the head of Adana’s Health and Education Associations for Autistic Children reportedly said autistic children were “atheists due to a lack of a section for faith in their brains.”

Canada: Al-Qaeda linked with train derailment plot

OTTAWA — The Royal Canadian Mounted Police on Monday announced the arrest of two men who are accused of planning to derail a passenger train in an Al Qaeda-linked plot.

US: You probably knew this, but…

Yes, the Boston bombers were radical Muslims.

Australia: Your taxes at work…

…funding hospital care for religious maniacs with cracked skulls.

Australia: Female guru recommends self-immolation

Well, what else does ‘ignite your own spirit’ mean?

UK: Nasty Mr Dawkins is at it again!

How dare he draw attention to people saying stupid things in public!