Australia: 11th Commandment discovered: don’t climb on penises

Orange UK.

The star of an erectile dysfunction awareness commercial in Australia has been kicked out of her church until the ad comes off air.

Libby Ashby told Melbourne-based radio station 3AW she had been “disfellowshipped” from her local congregation after appearing in the ad.

In the cheesy ad, she uses her screen husband’s penis for a leg up to reach a biscuit from a high shelf while a voiceover says: “Take the right step towards erection problems.”

I have a vision of Julie Andrews in a nun’s habit, singing:

“Climb every donger
Mount every dick
Wriggle up each willy
Till you’ve done the trick!”

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