Daily Archives: October 19, 2010

US: Tree-sus!

WGHP.

MIDWAY, N.C. (WGHP) – A Davidson County man says he found Jesus Christ in a tree branch.

Johnson put polyurethane of the branch to preserve the image and believes the discovery was a sign that he needs to return to attending church on Sunday more regularly.

You. Put. Polyurethane. On. Jesus. Boy, are you in trouble!

Seriously, do you know how long it takes to grow a tree? Isn’t it time Jesus mastered email?

And why is he doing the Macarena?

Afghanistan: an unwinnable war

SMH.

THE former foreign minister, Alexander Downer, says the original aim for invading Afghanistan has been achieved and a political settlement with the Taliban is the best way to effect a speedy withdrawal of Australian and international troops.

…Mr Downer says maintaining the status quo will achieve only incremental improvements in security and governance and outright military victory is ”impossible”.


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