WGHP.
MIDWAY, N.C. (WGHP) – A Davidson County man says he found Jesus Christ in a tree branch.
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Johnson put polyurethane of the branch to preserve the image and believes the discovery was a sign that he needs to return to attending church on Sunday more regularly.
You. Put. Polyurethane. On. Jesus. Boy, are you in trouble!
Seriously, do you know how long it takes to grow a tree? Isn’t it time Jesus mastered email?
And why is he doing the Macarena?

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